I just went into my local shop to buy myself a little lunch. Easy you might think, but I seemed to have made it appear sordid. I was browsing the aisles after picking up some Slow Roasted Lamb an Root Vegetables Soup when I saw some mouthwash. Aaah, I thought, I need some mouthwash. I'll just pick up a little pocket sized bottle. Oh, and hold on. I have a friend coming over tonight to talk about a writing job. I know, I'll buy some strong continental lagers for us to imbibe.
So there I was stood in the queue in the middle of the day holding a four pack of strong lager, some mouthwash and a can of soup. Nice. I looked like a drunk who hides his drinking and can only hold down soup.